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Group-chat film study · Vegas Pikes (incl. Corneal Abrasion)
THE EDGES
REPORT
One year of the main chain, broken down for ammo, rivalries, betting, and the social graph. Every number below is real — 11,296 messages and ~7,100 reactions, July 10, 2025 → July 3, 2026.
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Champion
🏆 Persy Champion — 2025
Mike Glowacki
The 22 lb Maine Lobster
Matt Kennedy
Segment 01 — The Numbers
League Leaders
Three boards from the reaction data. Kennedy is the gravity well — he laps the field in volume and gets clowned more than anyone, while Dabrowski and Rizzo run the heckling. Tap to switch the board.
Segment 02 — The Social Graph
The Hub
Every manager is a node sized by total reactions received; every line is that person's reaction ties to Kennedy — the thicker the line, the tighter the orbit. Brabson is his biggest amplifier; Dabrowski is the densest two-way edge in the group.
◯ node size = total reactions received
— line weight = reaction ties to Kennedy
Core: Dabrowski · Brabson · Rizzo
Periphery: Krueger · Shane
Segment 03 — Tale of the Tape
The Rivalries
Ranked by heat. The bars are intensity. Note the twist: Kennedy ↔ Brabson reads as the marquee beef, but the graph says Brabson is Kennedy's #1 amplifier — that one's love-hate.
Segment 04 — The Roster
Manager Scouting Cards
The dossier, one bug per manager: identity, season message count, a scouting line, and the signature quote you can hang around their neck.
Segment 05 — Mic'd Up
Quote of the Year
The hall of fame, on a loop.
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Segment 06 — The Pit
The Betting Slip
Gambling is core league texture — there's a whole late-night side chat called the Pit. A sampling of the year's action.
The Pit — Open LateSelected Action · 2025 SZN
Segment 07 — The Rundown
Season in 8 Beats
How the year actually played out, from the Vegas draft to the offseason civil war.
Segment 08 — Decode Key
The Lexicon
Speak the language.